Madeleine Johansson

An arab at the airport:

Name?
-Abdul al-Rhazib.
Sex?
-Three to five times a week.
No, no...I mean male or female?
-Male, female, sometimes camel.
Holy cow!
-Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
But isnt that hostile?
-Horse style, doggy style, any style!
Oh dear!
-No, no! Deer run too fast.